- Down the Drain
- One and Done
- Aye it’s Grand
- Here that’s Class
- Leave it in the Will
At Whiskey4Breakfast, I use this scoring system scale because, let’s be honest, just stars and numbers are boring and tell you feck all. This system is about how I’d actually talk about a whiskey in the pub—no fluff, just straight-up, real-life chat. Whether it’s a whiskey worth a few rounds or a “Leave It in the Will” kind of bottle, it’s all about making the experience real and relatable. Think of it as the whiskey-fueled guide to what’s really worth your time (and your money).
Look, I’m not here to bash any brand that’s putting in the graft, but if a whiskey doesn’t hit the mark for me, I’ll say it straight. I use my award-winning palate (yep, you heard that right) to give every bottle a fair shake. If you’re trusting my review before you drop your hard-earned cash (because clearly, I’m big time), then know this: my takes are honest, and I stand by them.
And listen, whiskey can change. Sometimes, I’ll revisit bottles or new batches, and when I do, I’ll update my reviews. But if you don’t like what I say—don’t come at me with emails. Save your energy for finding a whiskey you actually like!
Down the Drain
The lowest level. This whiskey is not just bad; it’s undrinkable. The kind of bottle you regret opening and would rather see disappear down the sink. Mixing it might even be tough but it's open now so...
It’s like when you’re asked if you want another drink, and you look them dead in the eyes and say, ‘Absolutely not. I wouldn't drink it if you paid me.
Score: 1-4 out of 10
One and Done
A whiskey that’s drinkable but nothing you’d remember. It’s like that awkward pint you have before moving on to something better—forgettable and not worth a repeat.
You take a sip, nod politely, but you’re already planning the next pub. It’s like a handshake with a limp hand, unenjoyable and sadly sometimes unavoidable.
Score: 4-5.5 out of 10
Aye it's Grand
A solid, reliable choice—good enough for a casual evening, but not the stuff of legends. It’s like that average pint you have midweek; it’ll do the job, it's grand like. Sure you know yourself. Someone will always think it's better than it is, but sure leave them to it and note you'll never buy them anything above this ranking.
Don’t expect fireworks.’ It’s the kind of pour that gets a knowing nod and keeps the night moving along.
Score: 5.5-7 out of 10
Here that's Class
Look truth be told some people use this too often, we are talking really top shelf whiskey here. This whiskey is good enough that you’d share the experience with friends. It’s a step above, the kind that gets you excited and makes you want to spread the word.
This one’s got everything you want and more, you'll probably share the rest of the bottle with mates or rave about it on your instagram (or blog) and tell everyone it's your go to 'dram'... but chances are they will thank you for it.
Score: 7.1-8.75 out of 10
Leave It in the Will
The best of the best. A whiskey so exceptional you’d consider leaving it as part of your legacy—a treasure worth savouring and passing down. Honestly I remember these whiskies to this day - they are exceptional in form and flavour. Typically coming with a large price tag or a unique experience but not always, but most of the time- don't kind yourself.
Good enough to secure its place in history. It’s a whiskey that’s so special, you’d want future generations to enjoy it too.
Score: 9-10 out of 10